{"product_id":"i-have-nothing-nice-to-say-safety-matches-navy","title":"I Have Nothing Nice to Say Matches","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who keeps it real… maybe too real. Our I Have Nothing Nice to Say safety matches pair deadpan honesty with cool navy match tips for a look that’s sharp, understated, and unexpectedly chic. Whether they’re lighting a candle or airing out their feelings, this glass-bottled set brings a perfectly sarcastic touch to any space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy customers love it: • Understated sass: Navy match tips give the design a clean, modern feel. • Relatable humor: A phrase that speaks to every shopper having “one of those days.” \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with navy tips • Striker on the side of the bottle \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chez Gagné","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43776748847170,"sku":"MATCH025-N","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0008\/2516\/3842\/files\/83e349e319b582ea75fc0668b6c1733189b22db35bb81e4a784c4ff5fb56d6c4.png?v=1779469745","url":"https:\/\/tenfold-collective.com\/products\/i-have-nothing-nice-to-say-safety-matches-navy","provider":"Tenfold Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}