Not in the mood? Say it with fire. Our I Hate Everyone safety matches deliver snark with every strike. Featuring cool aqua tips in a sleek glass bottle with a gold lid, they’re the perfect blend of attitude and utility.
Why customers love it: • Bold + cheeky: A phrase that resonates with anyone having one of those days. • Gift-ready: Pair with candles or spa gifts for the friend who loves sarcasm. • Eye-catching: Aqua match tips pop against the clear glass bottle. • Conversation starter: Turns a basic household item into a statement piece. Best for gifting occasions: • Coworker gifts • Breakup or divorce survival kits • Everyday snark + self-care bundles • Holiday stocking stuffers
Product details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with aqua tips • Striker on the side of the bottle Coloring may vary slightly between production runs.
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The Merly Jacket
The first denim jacket ABLE designed, and the last one you’ll ever have to buy. Our denim partners in Mexico provide well-paying, dignified jobs to over 550 women. They clean all water used in the production process in their waste water treatment plant.