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I Have Nothing Nice to Say Matches
$16.00
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For the friend who keeps it real… maybe too real. Our I Have Nothing Nice to Say safety matches pair deadpan honesty with cool navy match tips for a look that’s sharp, understated, and unexpectedly chic. Whether they’re lighting a candle or airing out their feelings, this glass-bottled set brings a perfectly sarcastic touch to any space.

Why customers love it: • Understated sass: Navy match tips give the design a clean, modern feel. • Relatable humor: A phrase that speaks to every shopper having “one of those days.” 

Product details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with navy tips • Striker on the side of the bottle 

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