A little sass never hurt anybody. Our Put It Where The Sun Don’t Shine safety matches bring humor and edge with sleek black match tips that strike the perfect balance between classy and cheeky. Whether paired with a candle, tucked into a gift, or sitting pretty on a coffee table, these matches guarantee a grin—and a spark.
Why customers love it: • Bold but refined: Black match tips keep the attitude stylish, not sloppy. • Crowd-pleasing humor: A playful phrase that works for birthdays, housewarmings, or “just because” gifting. • Decor-worthy: The glass bottle + gold lid combo looks luxe in any space. • Perfect add-on: Easy grab-and-go gift to pair with candles, bar carts, or humor-driven assortments.
Product details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with black tips • Striker on the side of the bottle
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