For the moments that leave you questioning everything. Our What in the Fresh Fart safety matches pair a perfectly ridiculous phrase with soft light pink match tips for a look that’s equal parts sweet and unhinged. Packaged in a chic glass bottle with a gold lid, these matches bring humor, charm, and just the right amount of chaos to any candle moment.
Why customers love it: • Unexpectedly adorable: Light pink match tips add a cute twist to the chaos. • Guaranteed laugh: A crowd-pleaser for shoppers who love a little WTF in their gifting. • Display-friendly: Glass bottle looks great on shelves, counters, and gift displays. • Easy upsell: Perfect pairing with candles, humor bundles, novelty gifts, and impulse buys.
Product details: • Glass bottle with gold lid • Size: 1.84” x 4.75” • Weight: 1.8 oz • Contains: 40 wooden safety matches with light pink tips • Striker on the side of the bottle
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